Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
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What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why do dogs run in circles?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do horses say to greet each other?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
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