Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call a pile of cats?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?