Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
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