Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
I don't know, but catscan.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
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