Guitarists are so stressed out.

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?