What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How is life like toilet paper?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
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