What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is a computer so smart?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What fish only swims at night?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why don't ants get sick?
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