Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a cat's favorite song?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?