What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
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What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
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