How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What is a table you can eat?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?