Which relative loves rice?
Uncle Ben.
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How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
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