Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?