Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Because he's a rain-deer.
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
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