What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Which dog belongs in a band?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What do you call a small mom?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which is the worst season?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What building always gets stains on it?

What's a pirate's favorite color?