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What does Santa call Christmastime?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call a dancing sheep?