What is a mom's favorite game?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?