What did the skeleton order at the bar?
A beer and a mop.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How do bears keep cool?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
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