When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

When is a baseball player like a thief?