What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What did summer say to spring?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?