What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?