What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
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What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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