What animal styles their hair every day?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What sweet treat never panics?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?