What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the mare gain weight?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
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