What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

How do bears keep cool?