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What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

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Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

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Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Where do polar bears vote?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?