Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?