Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why was the mime upset?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Which animals make the best football players?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?