What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What dog wears contact lenses?