Why do librarians never make plans?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why did the barber win the race?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?