Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What school subject really rocks?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

What do bees chew?