What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What do you give a sick lemon?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do books sleep?
What condiment has wings?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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