What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?