What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

How do amoebas make calls?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?