What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
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