Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?