Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?