Why do cats give such great massages?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Can February March?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?