What does an evil hen lay?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Which relative loves rice?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?