What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?