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Straw-berries.
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Who are Frosty's parents?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
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