What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?