What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What words make the best athletes?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?