What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which animal is the most religious?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do math teachers eat?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do you call an angry monkey?
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