What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?