What sound does a witch's car make?

We had a discussion about roses.

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?