How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
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What instrument did the door play in the band?
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