What do you do when two snails fight?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?