How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
They put it on paws.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a henway?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
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