Where do cows go for lunch?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What does winter fat turn into?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Which insect makes the best father?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?