What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.