What kind of bird can write?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?