What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why are stones so good at music?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why are frogs always happy?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did electricity win the race?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
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