What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
Where do vampires keep their money?
What country has the most fish?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
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