Which state has the best streets?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What says: oom oom oom?

Why was the cat so small?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why are ghosts always single?

What animal styles their hair every day?