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Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What stories are told by basketball players?

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