What birds always travel in twos?
Pair-rots.
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's the holiest insect?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What dog wears contact lenses?
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