Where does breakfast live?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Why is the number 4 so smart?