Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?