What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?