Why did the mare gain weight?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Which insect is the smartest?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?