Which state has the best streets?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What's the loudest sport?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?