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What's a cat's favorite color?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

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What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?