What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
How do bees get to school?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
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