What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
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What's the loudest sport?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
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What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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