What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
A horse.
What name sounds like the past tense?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are all priests fit?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Do dads always snore?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
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