Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?