What part of a football field is never the same?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?