Where do religious school children practice sports?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?