What car can you only see twice a year?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?