What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?