What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Families are like fudge.

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?