What's the king of all school supplies?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

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Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why was the dairy grumpy?