What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why are books always so angry?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?