What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

How do you talk to a giant?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?