Where do books sleep?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Which cats have the best manners?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?