OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?