What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?