What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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