Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

How do you grill cheese?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?