Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a short cow?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Where does laundry go to college?