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What do you call bears with no ears?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Where do vampires keep their money?

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What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?