What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
How do birds threaten one another?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
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