What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

It's allergy season again?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What sport do horses love to play?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?