What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
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Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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