What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Electrolights.
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are ghosts always single?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
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