What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

I'm not a bad putter.

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?