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What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

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In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why are frogs always so happy?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

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What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What was the first animal in space?

What is the difference between baseball and law?