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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do naked fish play with?