What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What animal likes to party the most?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?