What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why are baseball games at night?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Where do termites go camping?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which plant has the best roar?

Who invented fractions?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..