What did March say to the madness?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How can you farm during the winter?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?