Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the fish blush?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
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