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What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?