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Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?