Why do hogs play so much football?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What's E.T. short for?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?