Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

How can you farm during the winter?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

The museum curator needed a break.

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?