Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
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What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
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