Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
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