Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Surprise!!!!
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
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