Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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