Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
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Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
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What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
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What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
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