Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
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