What's black and white and goes around and around?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

How does cardboard get its workout in?