What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What says: oom oom oom?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?