What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Which is the worst season?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What do sheep say when they're in love?