Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why did the mare gain weight?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?