What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why are ghosts always single?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?