What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?