Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What sweet treat never panics?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?