Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?