Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?