What animal always goes to heaven?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What is a table you can eat?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?