What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Jail-birds.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What birds always travel in twos?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What game does chlorine never lose?
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