How long will dinner be?
About a foot and a half.
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What sweet treat never panics?
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