What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

How do bees get to school?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why are books always so angry?

Why are goats so funny?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?