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Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Where do burgers like to dance?

Where do stars go to college?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?