What kind of water do fireworks like?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

How does a squid go into battle?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's the slowest 5k?