How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Which insect makes the best father?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why are winter days great?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How does a barber get to work?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?