I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do fish use for glasses?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?