Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why was the spider so smart?
What season begins with a thud?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
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