Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
Why did the cat start laughing?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
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