What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What insect runs away from everything?