In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

If you need help building an ark..

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why didn't the melons get married?