Why do golfers hate cake?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How do fireflies start a race?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?