What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What horn never makes a sound?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you say to a really good barista?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?