What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How does dinner smell?