What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where was Noah born?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
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