What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Families are like fudge.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
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