What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?