What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the fish blush?