What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why are stones so good at music?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

When do mice play every day?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What bird helps you stay dry?