Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What math figure is also in the band?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why was the dog overweight?