What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why do cats love to work?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What did summer say to spring?