Why is spring the oddest season?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What's the scariest letter?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What animal could Noah not trust?