What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why is summer always sad?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Which insect is the smartest?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why are skeletons so calm?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.