What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a Zen egg?