What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why do all the planets get along?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the fish blush?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
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