What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
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