What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?