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What's a pirate's favorite color?

What game do bats excel at?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why do rhinos charge?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

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What type of car do planets buy?

What do you call an artistic dog?

What vegetables do librarians like?