What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's a cat's favorite song?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What game do mice love to play?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?