What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why was the musician arrested?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's the world's weakest animal?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?