What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you call an animal pop star?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?