Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do you call a silly hill?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

How long will dinner be?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?